idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
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