Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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