I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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