Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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