Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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