that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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