Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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