Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I got her a Nickelback box set.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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