Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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