I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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