I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Such a big mess for such a small penis
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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