Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Houston, we have a squirter
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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