just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Randomize