Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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