Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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