Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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