she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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