windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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