Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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