My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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