At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
