idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I need water and some morals
Randomize