Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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