I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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