I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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