She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
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