I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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