I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Randomize
