He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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