Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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