I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Randomize