It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Houston, we have a squirter
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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