Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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