I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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