I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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