Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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