I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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