If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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