u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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