He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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