you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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