we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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