at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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