google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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