whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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