How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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