they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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