sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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