So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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