My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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