Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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