should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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