There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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