Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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