i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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