Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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