The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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